nickc
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Bridge Dwelling Troll
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Post by nickc on Mar 12, 2012 15:38:02 GMT
I figured some of you may be new to this, I drew up this handy guide
Registering upon the forum with a first name or surname is strictly forbidden, all forum names must abide by the following convention:-
the name must divert the reader from the true physical nature and running ability of the owner
the name should usually pass inference to a running gadget owned or coveted by the owner about which nobody else cares. Additionally, the name may allude to the owner possessing mystical abilities or possibly refer to a third rate science fiction film from the seventies
the name must prove embarrassing when used in verbal introduction, ie. "Hello, you must be ‘WickerNuts'"
unfunny sexual connotations within names are encouraged, as is childish txt speak and Serbo-Croat
capitalisation of the first letter of names is strictly frowned upon
Where a user finds their name previously registered by another, they are instructed to operate without any sense of imagination whatsoever and simply replace characters with numerics that bare no reference to alphabetic lexicals whatsoever.
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pixie
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Got a Pain?
The branches of the facial nerve as it emerges from the stylomastoid foramen...
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Post by pixie on Mar 15, 2012 13:04:21 GMT
i believe its also customary to completly ignore speling punktuashion and gramar when riting in forums. or mby jst cut out various letters& replace wrds wiv numbers bcoz, lets face it, there jst 8nt enuff time 2 write proper.
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nickc
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Bridge Dwelling Troll
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Post by nickc on Mar 17, 2012 18:18:08 GMT
Mods!!!
my post has been interferred with!!
oh the cheek of it, I'm upset now.
*is Upset*
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pixie
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Got a Pain?
The branches of the facial nerve as it emerges from the stylomastoid foramen...
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Post by pixie on Mar 18, 2012 20:56:14 GMT
You used a swear word
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Post by minivet on Mar 21, 2012 19:38:58 GMT
Hmmm I think I need a better disguise...
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Post by minivet on Mar 21, 2012 19:41:10 GMT
How about this?
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Post by adsheps on Mar 24, 2012 21:05:29 GMT
Hmmm, she's small, and a vet and goes by the name of minivet. Who could it be??
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Post by roadrunner62 on Mar 26, 2012 12:08:00 GMT
Sue Torrance?
I'm sure she won some Vet race a while ago?
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